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Lazy Sod
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day  Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:34 pm |
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Yngwie Bearsteen wrote: I don't get that  Are you me in disguise 
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mikesmart
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:49 pm |
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i see REMs splitting up i hope stimpys solo career works out
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:38 pm |
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A policeman knocked on my door last night.
He said, "I'm afraid your wife has been involved in a serious accident."
I said, "You might want to knock next door mate."
"Oh" he said. "Are you not Mr Smith?"
I said, "Yes, but next door might actually give a shit."
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:47 am |
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Today I got the wife one of those handy little safety devices specifically designed to help women drivers avoid accidents.
A bus pass.
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winny
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:44 pm |
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Just seen a poo that had teeth marks. It was a bit shit.
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winny
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:45 pm |
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The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that help you get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her slimming pills.
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MyChemicalRomance
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:46 pm |
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winny wrote: The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that help you get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her slimming pills. total lollage
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:30 pm |
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"When Animals Attack" should just be renamed to "Stupid People Who Go Near Dangerous Animals".
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ReverendBizarre
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:55 pm |
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A man who walks sideways through an airport turnstile is going to "Bangcok"
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:04 am |
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BBC NEWS: Plane in Australia hits ferris wheel.
Police say the pilot is slowly coming round.
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