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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day  Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:28 am |
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What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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old rocker
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:30 am |
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Terrorshark wrote: What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need. 
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:14 pm |
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My wife has suggested that we do something Christmassy this afternoon to get into the festive spirit.
I'm going to get drunk and start an argument.
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HornyToad
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:35 pm |
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:51 pm |
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
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ReverendBizarre
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:03 pm |
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I asked a gay man the other day,"what's the quickest way to remove a condom"?.......... He said "Fart"
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Terrorshark
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:10 pm |
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ReverendBizarre wrote: I asked a gay man the other day,"what's the quickest way to remove a condom"?.......... He said "Fart" 
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old rocker
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:19 pm |
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If you're in a pub, never ask a gay man to push your stool in 
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:43 pm |
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Post subject: Re: joke of the day Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:56 pm |
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My mrs asked me to help her to stop sucking her thumb............................so I drew a penis on it.
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