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shakeapaw · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:08 pm

Never go out with a 3 legged women,you'll never keep up with her

MyChemicalRomance · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:52 pm

Go out with a 3 legged man as often as possible

shakeapaw · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:57 pm

men,when you decide that the washing up needs to be done,do yourself a favour,tell the wife while you nip off to the pub for a "swiftie"

MyChemicalRomance · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:45 pm

don't wear your tights in the sauna

HornyToad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:20 am **Posts:** 7526

never shit on your own doorstep

Spaced Ace · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:37 am

See a doctor & get rid of it.

Jan likes 2 rock · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:48 am

don't put your head under the duvet after spending the night being musical

shakeapaw · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:52 am

its perfectly acceptable to put your partners head under the covers though :lol:

seasons_wither · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:10 am

Dont eat yellow snow.

Spaced Ace · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:07 pm

shakeapaw wrote:

its perfectly acceptable to put your partners head under the covers though :lol:

Ah, the Dutch Oven. A classic. :lol:

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